"She'll feel extra fab prancing around in these Hot 2 Trot wedges by Mia."

Seriously?

And to think of how I used to complain about having to wear these horrifying pink and white-striped overalls that my mom absolutely loved. You know, when I wanted to feel "fab" in grade school, I wore the sparkly scrunchy in my hair. It meant I could still play kickball and tag and didn't run the rick of breaking my ankle during recess or on my way to the bathroom.

Seriously? Two and a half inch heels? "Hot 2 Trot?" "Prancing around?" In grade school? Seriously?