http://www.courthousenews.com/2009/01/14/Woman_Says_Anti-Abortion_Nurse_Removed_IUD_Without_Permission_Then_Lectured_Her.htm

WHAT THE FUCK

"Everyone in the office always laughs and tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug."

Call me crazy, but if I saw a string chilling out in some lady's cervix, I would not pull on that shit. Strings do not randomly appear in cervixes. It's probably there for a reason. "Hey," I would say, "you have a goddamn string up your vagina. What's it doing there? Oh, it's an IUD? I'll just not touch that, then." I would especially not keep pulling on them if I knew that they come out when you do that. Was this bitch expecting a bunch of scarves to come out?

This place is right down the road from my house. I don't feel comfortable knowing that news making stupidity of this caliber is situated so close to me.

Happy birthday, mom! Here's some news that your only friend won't be coming out to visit!

I honestly hate the remaining parts of my family sometimes.