Tomorrow, the internet leaves the house, so this is the last I'll be posting unless the motels we stay at have free wireless but I highly doubt it.

Next time I post, I'll be back on Long Island!

Play me off, Keyboard Cat.

I think this'll sum up my day nicely:

To the individual who left a block of wood in the middle of the highway just behind the top of the hill, so I couldn't see it coming until it was too late:

Several things:

A) The funding for my father's job in California fell through. So I'm still stuck in this landlocked dust farm until further notice.

B) LOL HI FALL CLASSES I GUESS I SHOULD REGISTER FOR YOU NOW HUH? It's only the second-to-last week of the semester and stuff.

I'm going to go get a degree in astrophysics, build a time machine, go back to high school and kick the shit out of my younger self for not studying more for the SATs, because I'm trapped in English 101 and I can't submit a portfolio to get out of 102 until I complete that course. I would not be so miffed if this wasn't due to my own blistering stupidity. Maybe I'll get good proofreading tips.

C) 'scuse me, but I'm pretty sure that both of my public speaking courses' credits transferred. LET ME INTO FOUNDATIONS OF ACTING NOW PLZ.

D) I'M GOIN' BACK TO LONG ISLAND THIS SUMMER. PARTY TIME

Okay, back to my paper on the applications of osteology in archaeology. Just as soon as I get rid of this headache.

They might as well just call Doubleshots "canned happy" and be done with it.

Pointless bawwing entry deleted. I think I should focus on my archaeology exam instead of spite on people I shouldn't be investing my time in anyway via cryptic entries on LJ and obviously the best way to do that is by typing up a new entry on here. So how about that cold-hammering metallurgy?

So Target's running a sale on TF: Animated figures and the Animated TPB came out yesterday. Hooray! I must go throw more of my money at Cartoon Network and Hasbro. And let's be honest, I was only ever going to buy Optimus "Let's Go Watch The History Channel" Prime if he was on sale.

T-minus two months for California. How exciting! My first orders of business upon arriving are to go swimming, get melanoma, and bother ko_pilot.

We're performing Thriller at my dance recital. Doubly exciting! I appreciate being able to make a total fool of myself in front of my parents and the parents of people in my class.

Well, this is sobering.

I rode there for a couple of years and the bulk of my marketable skills as a stable hand were obtained through that program. Seeing it go under and the horses shipped away was a bad start to my Saturday. I hope the fat little barrel racer I learned on found the good home he deserves. Barring that, I hope he was at least euthanized instead of being sent to a slaughterhouse on a double decker.

Fuck, man. If this ain't a kick in the pants.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2009/01/14/Woman_Says_Anti-Abortion_Nurse_Removed_IUD_Without_Permission_Then_Lectured_Her.htm

WHAT THE FUCK

"Everyone in the office always laughs and tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug."

Call me crazy, but if I saw a string chilling out in some lady's cervix, I would not pull on that shit. Strings do not randomly appear in cervixes. It's probably there for a reason. "Hey," I would say, "you have a goddamn string up your vagina. What's it doing there? Oh, it's an IUD? I'll just not touch that, then." I would especially not keep pulling on them if I knew that they come out when you do that. Was this bitch expecting a bunch of scarves to come out?

This place is right down the road from my house. I don't feel comfortable knowing that news making stupidity of this caliber is situated so close to me.