The big day was today, and the cat got his two infected canines removed. He was less than pleased upon returning home. For the next week, it's antibiotics, painkillers, and mouth rinse. Have you tried sticking a syringe into the mouth of a cat who doesn't want his meds? Even when they're doped up, you have to break out the Russian Wrestlemania moves to pin them.





The dog would not get out of his business when he came home. "HEY HEY WHAT'DJA GET MOM WHAT'D HE GET CAN I HAVE SOME IS THIS YOUR BUTT OH IT'S YOUR BUTT STOP LOOKING AT HIM WHY AM I NOT CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO BEAT UP MY HOT DOG."


GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE'S TEETH, AND A FLIGHT OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST.