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MEAT NET

  • Apr. 17th, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Shin Chan - dressed up
Warning: Gross journal entry ahead!

So today in forensic anthropology, we learned about what happens to you if you die in a house with your pets. In a situation where both your cat and/or your dog is trapped in there with you, the cat will start eating your body first. Based on Buddy's tendency to start chewing on my hair if I'm a half hour late providing him with his nomnoms, I would give my own corpse roughly half a day before he decides to take matters into his own dainty little paws.

This just goes to show you: Cats are assholes. I will sleep with one eye open tonight.

And they start with your lips first, oh god

Will there be an art post soon? I think maybe!
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[info]momotouchesduck wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)
ew.
:C
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[info]finchesenroute wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
We also were told about how tasty bears think we are. :[

STEPHEN COLBERT WAS RIGHT. STEPHEN COLBERT WAS RIGHT.
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[info]icebilby wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
My cats suddenly seem a whole lot less cuddly and loveable. D8
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[info]finchesenroute wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC)
I know, right? I got home from class, looked at Buddy, and just narrowed my eyes at him. I'm wise to him now.
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[info]scgphoenix wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
This is why you hear news stories like "Crazy cat lady dies and gets eaten by her cats."
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[info]finchesenroute wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
Yup. Cats are bitchy little queens who tolerate our fumbling apelike tendencies because we have the thumbs. I guarantee that if they could talk, any cat that gets walked in on eating its dead owner would look up and go "WHAT? IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED." *nomnomnom*
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[info]fuzzy_ninja wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 10:43 am (UTC)
That doesn't suprise me about cats, they do tend to be evil creatures. Evil, cuddly creatures. fff I freakin love kitties. :3

I have a question, now! Have you ever read Death Acre? It's a book that has a lot to do with forensic anthro and how it's been applied to crime scenes. I had to read it in my anthro class, it was pretty good. :)
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[info]finchesenroute wrote:
Apr. 19th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
I haven't! Thank you for the recommendation, though. I'm always looking for good reads. :3
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[info]everysecondtues wrote:
Apr. 18th, 2009 01:12 pm (UTC)
But our bodies really are just meat once we're dead past the point of being revived, and little kitty gets hungry! It's like the Donner party, but with cats. They start with the lips to be absolutely sure you're not breathing first.

Plus, you know, lips are soft and good eatings, apparently.

I have to admit that after reading this, I made sure kitty had plenty of food in his bowl.
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[info]finchesenroute wrote:
Apr. 19th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
Lips have to be like orange slices for cats. Soft, easily chewed, and easily obtained with a little bit of work.

No worries. As soon as I got home, I fed my cat and petted him.
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